Stars: they are…not just like us, no matter how desperately they try to be! This week on The Kardashians, Kris Jenner asked her daughter Kendall if she wanted the chef to make her a snack. Seemingly in an act of defiance, Kendall stands up and declares “I’m making it myself” with the gusto of Katniss Everdeen volunteering herself as tribute. “You go, girl!” Kris yelled, but dear reader, Kendall did not go, girl, unless hyperextending your elbow and attempting to cut a cucumber from the wrong end somehow counts as “going.”

As one Twitter user said:

But Kendall, it’s okay, not everyone has kitchen experience. Even people who don’t have their own TV shows struggle with the right techniques for doing things like slicing cucumbers and chopping onions , so instead of dunking on a billionaire (even though it’s fun to do), let’s use this as a teaching moment.

Kendall showed us what not to do—acts of contortion are not required to chop up your veggies. And not only is it silly to look at, it’s potentially dangerous. Kendall had no control over where the knife was going nor a firm grip on the cucumber, and she’s lucky that the clip going around doesn’t feature her slicing her whole dang hand off.

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Next time you’re making yourself a cucumber snack, keep these tips in mind:

And on that last note, if you’re like Kendall, and you’re in a position where one of the tools in your arsenal is a personal chef, by all means, let the professional prepare you a snack. Protect your fingers and your pride.